My friend handed this in as his final essay
i was standing there next to my beautiful wife, she was lying in a hospital bed because she was giving birth to my new son. We were prepared for this day for weeks. As i was standing there she wanted to hold my hand. After each time i heard the doctor say push my hand would start to be crushed instantly. After a couple pushes i had to get out of there. Once i came back from my boge break i went into the room. The doctor quickly said “the heads out!” as i ran over, i saw the baby and it was a black baby. My wife and i are both white and my wife cheated on me with another man about a months ago. I dont think ive ever ran away faster then that day. I quickly went home got everything that was mine including the 8 pounds of vacummed sealed bud. i never saw my wife again…..
pretty funny, isn’t it?